Here are some lies people tell you about infant sleep

Before I posted this, Adam peeked over my shoulder, saw the title and said, ‘”Oh my god, stop writing about infant sleep. No one cares.”

If this statement applies to you, SORRY NOT SORRY THIS IS MY LIFE, ADAM!

Now for our regularly scheduled mom post.

I know that many of you don’t have babies yet, or have babies that are younger than Olive – I am writing this post for you.

When O was about four months old I remember taking her to a talk put on by the local library. Each week they hosted different speakers, and this particular week featured a public health nurse speaking about the unique nature of baby sleep. It sounded interesting and I needed to get out of the house and talk to real grown up people that didn’t shit their pants, so off we went.

At the beginning of the talk all of the moms went around the circle and introduced ourselves and described our baby’s sleep patterns. Many moms expressed frustration and/or insanity at the lack of sleep they were getting, but because at that point O was sleeping like a rockstar I just said she was sleeping well and was interested in hearing the talk.

I did, however, happen to mention that I typically nursed her to sleep, and at that point the speaker interrupted me to let me know that nursing a baby to sleep was not good. Not just not recommended, but like NOT. GOOD. at all, ever. Period. Her sternly angled eyebrows added extra emphasis.

She was pretty clear about the fact that all in all of the popular approaches to baby sleep, and all the books written by all the experts, the common thread was that “sleep props” like nursing impede a baby’s ability to self-soothe. She told me that Olive would never sleep through the night if I continued putting her to sleep this way.

I nodded, because everything I had read – by all of those experts in all of those sleep books – agreed with this statement. And that’s what I do in the face of confrontation, I nod and smile.

But despite my robotic nodding, I didn’t agree.

Olive WAS sleeping through the night, despite the nursing. And she DID wake up and go back to sleep, I could hear her several times a night – waking, talking to herself and then rolling over and drifting off.

But I sat there and nodded because who I was I, a first time mother with a four month old, to argue with a nurse (not to mention all of those experts?)

Complicating matters even more was the fact that I happened to be, at that very same moment, nursing O to sleep because it was her nap time. As the introductions moved on to my left, I guiltily unlatched her, and then spent the next forty-five minutes walking her and bouncing her and trying to hear the nurse over her cries because she was tired and wasn’t done and I had stopped nursing her because I couldn’t bear to be doing it wrong.

The next day we tried a mild form of sleep training, involving some bullshit that they call Pick-Up, Put-Down, and I call HORRIBLE. I was supposed to hold Olive, and when she looked drowsy, put her in her crib. If she cried I was to pick her up, hold her until she had JUST calmed down, and then put her back in her crib. Aaaand repeat.

The idea is a no-cry sleep training. In reality it was 45 minutes of lots of crying – from an exhausted baby who just wanted to be snuggled, and a confused, frustrated first time mom who didn’t understand why what she had been doing was wrong, but desperately wanted to be doing it right.

At the time that this all went down – the nurse and the talk and the day of failed “sleep training”-  I remember feeling incredibly helpless and confused. I was scared that they might be right, that I might be ruining Olive’s ability to self-soothe and she would be a horrible sleeper and rely on nursing as a “sleep prop” forever, and never be able to go to sleep on her own. EVERRRRRR. 

Looking back now though, as the mother of a one year old, I mostly just feel angry.

What is this bullshit? Why do we do this? Why do we voluntarily subject ourselves to sitting in a room full of people, being told we are doing it wrong simply because a handful of self-proclaimed experts with books to sell say so?

You can’t sell a solution if there isn’t a problem, and in the past fifty years we have increasingly categorized what amounts to normal, human infant sleep as a problem needing to be solved.

Experts, and books, and exorbitantly priced “Sleep Consultants” have proliferated and because we are terrified new parents with bags under our eyes the size of Samsonites we eagerly open our ears and our wallets to find a solution, any solution! And we are frustrated. We’re frustrated because our expectations are out of whack, and our expectations are out of whack because we are being sold lies -LIES I tell you!

Here is one lie: The secret to a three month old sleeping 12 hours straight is just $20 away.

Another lie:  It isn’t normal for an infant or toddler to wake up a few times a night.

And one more lie: It is now, and has always been, customary for humans to sleep in solid 8-12 hour increments.

Enough of these lies! I call bullshit! I want the truth! I can handle the truth!

This series of articles published in Psychology Today was honestly the single best thing I ever stumbled upon as a new parent.

It is totally worth a read – all six parts – but if you are text-averse like Adam, I can sum it up for you by saying this:

“Infant/toddler sleep is erratic, unpredictable and doesn’t conform to our expectations. Children’s sleep habits have evolved to best serve the child, even if they don’t make sense to the parent. Adjust your expectations, not your child’s sleep habits (within reason).

Don’t stop being a parent at night.

And y’all, seriously, stop being so crazy with the books and the shushing and the picking up and putting down and the intervals and the living by the clock.”

The whole series of articles made me feel as though I was getting a good, old-fashioned wallop of common sense from some stern lady with a wooden spoon, but the line that stuck with me the most from the whole thing was this: “…one long-term study looking at child sleep between 3 and 42 months found that there was no stability in night wakings or even sleep duration…”

Guys – there is no pattern! There is no rhyme or reason or explanation! It does not matter if you sleep train or don’t sleep train or nurse to sleep or rock to sleep or whatever. Just give up! Adapt, react, give in. You don’t have to train your child to sleep, you don’t have to enforce rigid guidelines and you don’t have to stop nursing your baby to sleep out of misguided fear, perpetuated by experts looking to make a buck.

Here is the truth, from a mom who has nursed her baby to sleep for more than a year: It is easily one of the best parts of our day.

It is an indescribably sweet feeling to sit quietly with her as her eyes flutter and her breath slows. I love that pause, that stillness, and honestly, there’s a reason it works so well. Night time breastmilk contains tryptophan, the same chemical found in turkey that makes us feel so drowsy after huge thanksgiving dinners. (and even as adults, what is the old wives remedy for insomnia? “Have a glass of warm milk…”)

More importantly than all of that however, and this is the part that makes me mad thinking about my scared, impressionable new-mom self: They were wrong.

At twelve months old, nursing is absolutely not the only way Olive can go to sleep. Grandma can give her a bottle and rock her and she will drift off without any fuss. Adam can snuggle her and she’s out in five minutes. And recently, miracle of miracles, there have been a few times that I have put her into her crib awake for a few of her naps and at bedtimes, and she has rolled around for a bit, talked to herself and then fallen asleep. BY. HERSELF.

It doesn’t happen every time, and now that I have share this information with The Internets, I have ensured that these events will never, ever repeat themselves, but I was told that this would never happen periodbecause of the sleep props, and the bad habits, and my horrible, terrible, lazy parenting with the bedtime nursing.

For months I felt guilty, instead of content, every time I sat there with her and watched her drift off.  And guys, that’s why I’m angry, because no mom should feel like that for nourishing and comforting her child.

It’s hard being a new parent. Not just because of the incredible changes affecting every facet of your life – your career, your finances, your home and your relationship – but because everyone has an opinion. About everything you are doing, and more importantly everything you are doing wrong.

Not being able to breastfeed is heartbreaking, but being constantly guilt-tripped over it is worse.

Being up all night with a baby is challenging, but being lectured on all the ways you are ruining your child’s future sleep patterns when you admit it, is worse.

So here’s what I recommend to all of you new parents or soon-to-be parents, or someday far away in the verrry distant future parents: Read the article I linked to above, and have zero expectations. You might have a baby that sleeps, you might not. You might have a baby that tricks you into thinking they are a sleeper and then messes with your mind by suddenly stopping the sleeping, like Olive did. But regardless, when someone asks you how your baby is sleeping, smile and say “Like a baby”.

That will be the truth.

And so is this: It’s normal for a baby to sleep 9 hours straight. It’s normal for a baby to be up every hour. It’s normal for your baby to do the former one night, the latter the next (and it’s totally normal to feel like an insane, husband-hating, coffee-chugging, borderline-emotional-wreck while this is happening.)


Here’s another thing, while we are on the subject of truth telling. Two months ago Olive went through a week long stretch of waking up every 1-2 hours at night. I call this, “The Dark Time”.

The Dark Time happened to coincide with deadlines for the final draft of my book, and every morning as I hauled myself out of bed, I wanted to gouge my eyes out simply because the eyeballs were taking up valuable space that could have been filled with more coffee.

It only lasted a week or so, but it felt like an eternity measured in 1-2 hour segments. Sleeps that were never long enough, and eyes gritty like sandpaper. I was like, “Oh my god. They were RIGHT. She is EFFED. EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER NO ONE WILL EVER SLEEP AGAIN MISTER FERBER WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU?”

The thing is, the week after The Dark Time, Olive began crawling, started standing unassisted, and then popped out two teeth.

And her then her sleep went back to normal.


You see? There’s a reason for all of it,I promise, even when we don’t understand. It’s not our job as parents to understand, it’s just our job to parent. That’s all.

All we need to do is respond to our child’s needs, even when they need things at 1 a.m. And 2 a.m. And 2:30 a.m. and every single other a.m. that you didn’t know existed.

It doesn’t make sense and it gets better and then gets worse and the nights seem long and the crying oh god the crying, but the dawn always comes. The sun always rises.

And that, my friends, is the truth.



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618 thoughts on “Here are some lies people tell you about infant sleep

  1. Love your article and guess what? My children are 4 and 7 and we still have a cuddle all together in bed before they go to sleep. It helps them to settle down for the night and we have 15 min undisturbed time for us.

  2. This was going to be my next post, but you nailed it so beautifully and precisely I’m not going to bother! Needed this today as my darling was up for the day at 4:30 a.m. and we were both cranky ALL. DAY. Thanks for the reminder that it’s just plain HARD sometimes but we’re all going to be okay! Especially our sweet babes.

  3. Fact. Fact. Fact. This whole thing is perfect, true and correct. I nursed everyone of my babies. I bed shared and nursed my deliciously plump, soundly sleeping babies every night, nap and snuggle in between. As I post my 12, 5, and 3 year old angels sleep like purring kitens, in the own beds and all it took was a bedtime story and goodnight kiss and off they trott (with a batman and a ninja turtle pillow pet).
    Mummies please do not buy into these “rules”. If it’s safe and works for you and your baby it’s right. The time comes for weaning and sleeping in their own beds but don’t stress yourself or burden your baby with someone else’s rules. Enjoy it your way and remember they are only little for such a short time x x x

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  5. This is exactly what I needed to read today after a few rough nights & guilty feelings about how my baby sleeps etc. so refreshing to hear that what I’m doing isn’t so bad. Thank you.

  6. I enjoyed reading this blog. I am not a parent but would like to say that I am the youngest of 5 children (now in my mid forties) and can still fondly remember being nursed to sleep in the lap of either of my parents as a small child. This special bond can never be broken. I cherish this memory as my mother passed away when I was 9 and my father followed a few years after.

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  8. This was soooo much needed – after a night of waking EVERY 2 hours and finally babes decide it is wakey wakey time at 4:17am. sigh…….
    Thank you thank you thank you thank you!

  9. Great post! My little guy is 4 months old and is in “The Dark Time” now. haha He was sleeping for 6 hour chunks at a time and now is back to feeding every 2-3 hours. I’m glad I’m not the only one going through those times.

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  11. You have no idea how much you just made my life. I have a star sleeper who has just recently been having some regression issues (she’s a week shy of five months) and I felt like a bad person for nursing her to sleep recently even though I love it, it’s the best stress reliever I have ever found for both of us. All I have to say about this post is, PREACH! Thank you thank you thank you.

    • I’m so glad! I nursed Olive to sleep until she was about 20 months, and don’t regret a thing! She’s a great sleeper now, goes to bed with a few stories and a snuggle. Enjoy your baby time :)

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  13. Loved reading this blog!! I have a 7mth old that just doesn’t sleep any longer than 3hrs through the night & cat naps during the day.. I’m over hearing people tell me I need to put her in her cot & cry it out or I’m too attached to her & that’s why she doesn’t sleep. Yeah I’m tired, yeah I nurse to sleep & yeah I co sleep but I don’t mind most of the time. She’s a happy, healthy bub & I feel I’m doing whats right for her.
    Loved hearing the dark time as for the past week she’s been up every 1.5 to 2hrs so I’m thinking something new is about to happen. :-)

  14. As a mom of 3 my youngest (28 months) has been a nightmare sleeper. We still have never slept through the night. Thank you for a great article! After trying everything I chalk it up to its just who she is. From experience I know that one day she will sleep through the night. I think there is a glimmer of light at the end of this very dark tunnel.

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  19. I really like this! I am 35 weeks pregnant and I’m freaking out about feeding my baby at night..the breast feeding class I took the lady was basically like if you don’t feed your baby every 2 hours you will ruin everything!! So it freaked me out. As a new mom we are clueless and don’t know who to listen to or what is true and what is people over reacting haha

  20. “It’s hard being a new parent. Not just because of the incredible changes affecting every facet of your life – your career, your finances, your home and your relationship – but because everyone has an opinion. About everything you are doing, and more importantly everything you are doing wrong.” My advice to a new Mom is you do what works for you, never mind about the so called expert’s opinions or relatives for that matter because what may works for someone it may not work for another.

  21. Thank you. From the bottom of my heart. After my second baby, I threw out all the shitty rules I had made with my daughter and adopted the following one:
    If it’s working, do it.
    If it’s not working, stop it.
    If you’re unsure if it’s working: If the baby isn’t crying, and you’re not crying, it’s working.

    The End.

  22. Loved this email. And I’m at the other end of the spectrum. My one-in-three-days baby falls asleep by himself for bed every night. Every night! Minim crying or protesting. And naps! And we do bottles now! However. He does not. And has not ever. Slept through the night. So it makes me want to punch any expert saying “once they learn to get themselves to sleep they will sleep all night.” It’s garbage! And there’s no rhyme or reason – just as you said. Except I’m pretty sure he is either always teething, hitting a milestone, or sick!!! Anyway – I very much appreciate your post!!

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